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Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.
Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.
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A truck homo is the subcategory of homosexuals that drive or are attracted to men who drive trucks.
Man, with his brand new truck, that dude is such a truck homo.
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A gay man who is attracted to truckers and will cruise truck stops / rest areas in search of illicit sex with fuzzy, chubby men.
Derek is such a truck chaser. He's attracted to the fat, hairy men who deliver America.
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Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.
These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
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The phantom truck is a truck that likes to sneak up behind you while you drive on the highway and gets close to you and scares the shit out of you then you look away and try to get away from it then you look back and it's gone.
Driver: holy shit!!
*swerves to the right*
Passenger: dude what the hell?!?
Driver: that huge ass truck almost rammed into me!
Passenger: what truck?
Driver: it was just there a second ago!
Passenger: oh snap it was the Phantom Truck!
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This can range from anything from a simple roadside diner to a mega-gas station. Usually located in rural areas and referred to by locals as the best place to get a decent cup of coffee, breakfast, lunch or dinner. A good truck stop not only offers coffee or meals, but also a great place that sells souvenirs and trinkets of the local area. Some even offer internet access and showers. Seedier truck stops offer lot lizards (prostitutes) as well.
Gawd, this truck stop has the best, creamiest coffee!
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