ur ma is ur da

this popular northern insult which is basally calling your mum a tranny

steven: wow my mums peng
will: wtf steve ur ma is ur da
steven: ik

ur brother is ur mother

As compared to "ur sister a mister"
It is pretty much the same thing but worse.

John: Ur sister a mister
Rob: Well ur brother is ur mother
John: Oh shit

ur ma

ur ma is a term used in northen irealand too slag someone off

aye ur ma was good last night

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ur dad

The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.

Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"

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Ur nan

Your grandmother in a less serious way.

I fricked your nan.
My nan is dead.
Yeah 'cause I fricked her too hard

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ur ugly

it is just a short way of saying: you're ugly

(via Text Message)

Brenda: Hey Karlton

Karlton: ur ugly

Brenda: Okay. I see how it is. Bye

Karlton: ur ugly

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Ur face

An insult similar to ur mom, insultation of the face

bitchpleez90210: u r sooooo ugly omg
as_if_321123: yeah well ur face is hella ugly! like ur mom!!

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