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short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do.
dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?
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randomly talking, or randomly getting talked to by a complete stranger whilst using a urinal
i just got some urinal talk when i went to the bathroom
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The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.
Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.
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A fetish when somebody enjoys being watched at the urinal by girls or finds it hot when girls go near urinals.
Anything sexually done at the urinal by the girl is also classed as a urinal fetish.
Guy 1: That girl went into the guys room... she must have stood near a urinal, that's naughty but hot!
Guy 2: Do you have a urinal fetish or something?
Guy 1: I guess so! It's hot when chicks go near them... but even hotter if they pee in them or at least pretend!
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1. (Verb) The act of taking the middle urinal in a standard 3-tall 1-short configuration in a manner so that the next person who comes in is faced with the choice of pissing in the short urinal or pissing next to the original person.
2. (Noun) Any person who is a victim of the act described above.
1. I went to take a piss and this douchebag totally urinal cucked me!
2. That guy seems like a total urinal cuck, and I bet he always just submits and takes the short urinal.
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If you drink holy water, you get holy urine from your bladder.
"Dude, I drank it! I'm so going to get holy urine!"
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A person who decides to, without obeying the unwritten words of urinal protocol, stand directly next to you when the option to stand as far away as possible presents itself.
I went into the bathroom during class yesterday, there were 5 urinals in there and the edge ones were already taken. I was on one of the edges and some guy just walks in and stands right next to me instead of taking the middle urinal." "Wow, total Urinal Predator
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