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A person who subsides on a diet excluding all meat, poultry and fish. Some vegetarians don't eat animal products as well (milk, cheese, eggs, etc.). Reasons for becoming a vegetarian are wide and varied. Some people do it for their health, some do it for economic purposes, etc.
An annoying aspect of vegetarians is their pushiness about it. Some can make you feel guilty about eating meat (Example 1), by telling you how wrong and cruel the creatures' conditions were. Yes, it's wrong, but it's a business, and it's efficient. That, sadly, is how the business must be run.
Another part of their pushiness is the odd number of facts they throw out at you that have no relevance to the situation at hand and do not help you understand the situation better (Example 2). They also do not realize that death is a part of life. In order for things to live, they have to kill another thing (except for organisms that use photosynthesis). In order for a wolf to live, it has to kill a rabbit. Death and life are intertwined, and it's natural. It's gone on that way for millions of years. Yes, we can stop eating the meat and still be healthy, but people will keep on eating them. Not eating them to "ease the suffering", which is natural in itself is foolish and doesn't work. Yes, the scale it is pulled out on is sickening and cruel, but there is no need to tell the rest of us about it.
Whatever your cause is for being a vegetarian, keep it to yourself. Bitching about it endlessly doesn't help the situation. Do something about it if it is so horrible. Just boycotting doesn't work.
1) Alex: I'll take the steakburger.
Mandy: That cow was tortured its whole life in a cage and constantly kept pregnant. How can you eat that, you PIG.
Alex: I just wanted a burger!
2)Alex: The game last night was awesome.
Mandy: Did you know that being a vegetarian can cut your risk of cancer in HALF?
Alex: Where is that duct tape?
The basic idea of the vegetarians is noble, but they refuse to go any further in helping the animals.
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Someone who just thinks they do not eat food that involves killing animals or scavenging their corpses. However, they really mean I do not eat large animals that might make good pets, particularly those with posters of mournful eyes.
Yes vegetarians forget that lots of worms and bugs get eaten in support of their vegetable diet. Some mixed into the veggies during harvest, some living inside veggies, and lots required to make the soil fertile for crops but killed by machinery or human feet.
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A person who supports the torture of animals for milk, egg, and cheese.
Vegetarian Mike: I dont eat dead animals, only the ones who are kept alive for a lifetime of suffering
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the victims of a highly classified operation devised by some jealous intelligent apes who wanted to bring down humans from the top of the food chain and rise them self.
ape general: how is our vegetarianism propaganda doing?
ape 1: sir, more and more humans are becoming vegetarian ...the rate has doubled since last week
ape general: keep working ape, the rise of the planet of apes is OOONNN!!
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An ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.
- That guy is such a vegetarian
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A heartless monster that causes the widespread suffering of countless fruits and vegetables. It is said that you can actually find vegetarian hideouts by the sound of plant screams. It is a widely known fact that vegetarians have tiny to no penis and are just compensating.
Note: Donald Trump is almost definately a vegetarian.
Person 1: "What is that heart wrenching sound?!"
Person 2: "It is the cries from the vegetarian carrot penis surgery. They attach carrots to their south poles because they don't have dicks."
Person 1: *faints*
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It's another word for asshole who doesn't like steak.
A: Did you know that Mike is a vegetarian.
B: Yes, that asshole doesn't eat meat.
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