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A flame war with fanboys of either Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft fighting amongst each other. They are often biased to supporting their system and their system only, not knowing the advantages of the other systems.
Nintendrone: Wi1 U iz best, Fuk ur grafices, N1n73nd0 4 lyfe!!!11!
Xbot: We haz online & intarnut & C0D s0 we r bezt niqqurz!!11!!
PS Whore: N0 PS4 iz shiny & thus bezt!!1111!!!
PC Gamer: Whatever *sits back and watches rant*
Morgan Freeman: And that is the Console War in a nutshell.
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The single-most sad movie in the MCU. You will cry, your father will cry, and that 19yr old dude sitting next to you will cry. It ruins your hopes and dreams at the start, in the middle, and at the end. It will also make you either have PTSD of the color purple or will make you want to fuck Thanos.
Bro, I just saw Avengers: Infinity War, and it ruined me.
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when two loud mouthed fucks stage an obnoxious public dis-off intentionally loud so everyone in their immediate presence can be witness to their display of foulness.
Pernell: "Did you hear Lou and Chris gettin down on each other at the drag queen beauty pageant last saturday?"
Ernestine: "How could you not hear those two mancunts, I thought the host was gonna call the police after that display of mouth wars! Shit......."
Pernell: "solid...."
Ernestine: "holla"
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1. A memetic media virus propogated by FAUX News, the 24 hour infotainment network A completely ridiculous red herring spawned in the winter of 2005, the War on Christmas refers to the alleged schemings of liberal secularist grinches to threaten the religious freedoms of Christians, that horribly opressed minority (all 80% of them).
Cited examples of this so-called opression include opposition to displays of a distinctly religious nature erected on taxpayer-funded public spaces, and the policies of many businesses to wish their patrons 'Happy Holidays'. This was somehow construed by some disgruntled conservatives as an all-out declaration of war on Christmas.
2. The War on Christmas also alludes to the title of an entire book written by FOX anchorman John Gibson, an obvious marketing tie-in to the product they are constantly selling: divisive hype.
3. The ongoing struggle against insurgent elves. Even though Old Saint Nick allowed UN inspectors to visit his compound in the North Pole where no WMD were found, the Bush administration insisted on a preemptive-strike on Santa's Workshop.
Target Employee: Happy Holidays!
Disgruntled Conservative: What did you say?!? Do I look like some kind of jew? This is just another sick example of the tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, CNN-watching, Clinton-blowing secular humanist War on Christmas!!
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A war that has been waging for centuries. If you don't get "rest in pieces" written on your grave you will join the skeleton army. It is a warrior against the fuckboys, and more recently (2016 & 2017) against porn stars on Instagram as well)
If you fuckers do the skeleton War shit this year again we're deleting the website -Tumblr
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The war on drugs is a terrible excuse of an effort that promotes racism and incarceration of minority groups.
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