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Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.

Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.

by superminun October 18, 2018


Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016


Weeaboo hater

A rational person who thinks anyone who obsesses over an idealized version of Japanese culture is a retard. If a person thinks that they're not a weeaboo because they only watch the "good anime" in the original Japanese, they should commit seppuku or just drink some bleach or whatever those kids are doing now. Suicide is very popular in Japan; if you're a true japanophile then you know what to do.

That weeaboo hater is exactly right and also very handsome.

by Creamiest Goodness October 17, 2012

144πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


Weeaboo Trash

Weeaboo Trash is a term for weeaboos who devote their own lives to watch anime. These people have no lives and have no jobs, a car or a significant other. See the definition of Weeaboo for varying information on what they are.

Since they rarely contact people in real life, they are looked down on by society and the internet as a whole because of their sad life-styles

Dude he won't shut up about Mirrai Nikki and how it is the best thing.

Probably because he's Weeaboo Trash

by Kulboi December 11, 2016

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


weeaboo-chan

A non-Asian person who wants to be Asian. Typically a fan of anime and using the peace sign to cover their face in photos.

You bought tall pastel boots and a totoro plush dall?

You stay up until 4am every night watching a show with subtitles?
You listen to K-Pop music, but you don't know what they're saying?
What a weeaboo-chan.

by vivinaisabelina January 31, 2016

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


weeaboo-day

on December 20th, If you consider yourself a weeaboo and/or a weeb than you must watch an entire season/show of an anime, preferably forcing others, additional points if said anime is lewd. In addition, it grants full immunity to Fur-Day, so ones furry friend doesn't force them into a fursona.

Tim: Wait, Shark, Its Weeaboo-Day...
Shark: Wha-
Tim: *off microphone* WHERES MY BODY PILLOW!
Shark: Tim, what do you mean. What about that fursona.
Tim: WATCH THIS ANIME WITH ME!

by Khumpa December 19, 2020


Weeaboo Hater

Indisputable Definition:

A person who, at the least, dislikes a Japanese-aggrandizing quality in people (but may direct such a mild attitude to absolute fury).

Definitions by Statistically Evident Tendencies (call them stereotypes/biases, if you wish):

The Reasonable: A glance at rational, deductive considerations.

- A person that dislikes how hyper manga/anime makes weeaboos.

- A person that dislikes the generally blasphemous Japanese-to-English translation that weeaboos choose to parrot over and over.

- A person that looks favorably upon a certain weeaboo despite its typical basement-dweller characteristic, since the hater doesn't assume that all weeaboos to be the same, and finds this one to be logically sound.

The Unreasonable: A gander at senseless, inductive deliberation.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos owing to the plain fact that they are interested in manga/anime/Japanese culture.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos merely because a lot of reasonable people do.

- An overly Nationalist person finds the concept of cultural identity as a relevant factor.

Reasonable:

- When the weeaboo shrieks in delight over Naruto's status as Hokage, a weeaboo hater might say 'Shut up. Stop being so excited. Why are you running like that? Stop performing jutsus!'

- Weeaboo hater: 'Please stop saying things like "at any rate," "I'm going to send you flying," "trump card," "Daniel-San," and "Kyaaaaaaah!"

- Weeaboo: 'I do not support Double4Anime's rants and I'm only a weeaboo since I love manga storylines and marvel at the ridiculous expenditure of time and skill used to produce such wonderful art. I never go nuts over a plot twist or a climax.' Weeaboo hater: 'You're hired.'

Unreasonable:

- Weeaboo hater: 'I did a project with a weeaboo once. I knew that she was going to say something stupid the moment I asked her, for fun, what manga she liked. She said, "Gintama is funny since it makes fun of common manga clichΓ©s." Dumbass. I knew she'd read something so stupid as a manga.'

- Inside the head of a weeaboo hater, prior to hating: 'It seems like there are smarter people hating on weeaboos on average than there are smart weeaboos. If I start hating on them, maybe I'll appear smart!'

- Weeaboo hater: ' 'Murica! '

'You can't throw away the culture you were born to. Otherwise, you're not a real Christian!'

You shouldn't denounce someone just because he prefers a different culture. Having been born under a certain flag by no means justifies allegiance to it. If a naturally born Christian prefers Buddhist values, so be it! Let him convert.

by AliasAnonymousCaesar January 27, 2018

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