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A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
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When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.
One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?
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A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.
Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"
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Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"
No. No I wouldn't.
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A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.
Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"
person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."
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When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.
"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"
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A saying used mainly at Woods Lake, in the Lake Counrty District of British Columbia, Canada. The term is used to shut someone down who thinks they know what's going on. The term is very similar to check your life.
Bob - "Joe, I'm tellin you man, that's how it is."
Joe - "Hey Bob, you don't even go here."
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