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Cora Day- A day to celebrate all the Cora’s in the world! We celebrate by giving them a pack of skiittles and thank them for having an amazing personality and giving second and 73rd chances ;) Celebrated on Dec 31st
“Hey Cora! Here’s a pack of skiittles *hands skiittles* It’s national Cora day!”
The day where everyone should celebrate the success of Kai.
Kai day should be everyday because he is so talented.
A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
When you or someone is having a fantastic day where nothing can go wrong.
Im having a Zippy Day.
only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
Slander user thepluralofbingusisbingi on tiktok day! It's not an actual holiday but it's very necessary!
" Hey, did you hear what day it is?? " " No? " It's slander day! "