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when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass
bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass
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When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties
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the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.
McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark
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A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.
Dude... I ate that girls Egg Mcmuffin last night, it sucked!
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A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.
But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".
Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."
Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."
The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.
Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich