Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

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got yo back like chiropractic

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.

Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic

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(he/she's got) a fin up

phrase used to describe a man or woman on the prowl. May be for a mate, sexual encounter, endeavor, location, or other discernible goal. May be demonstrated with palm extended (edge forward) from the forehead, as a shark fin.

"There goes Brad, after that floozy. (he/she's got) a fin up!"

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i got me some cudi

when you have recently got some(pussy)

yo, i got me some cudi last night

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Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.

Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??

Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!

OR

Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

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You ain't got no pancake mix!

1. The perfect way to shut up a annoying preacher person who shows up out of nowhere. Proven from a popular youtube video titled, 'You ain't got no pancake mix.'.

The video gained even more popularity from a RWJ(raywilliamjohnson) video.

2. The best comeback for anything.

1. Annoying person: If you do not believe in God you will go to hell, and burn for ever.

You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

Annoying person:........

2. Your common jackass: Your a weak minded little fag with no life.

You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!

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yo’ure mom got big gay

when ur mom gay so much her big gay

Tim:u suck in minecraft
Billy: yo’ure mom got big gay

Tim:oof

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