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Ultraman Max Appreciation Month
bozo: ultraman max is mid
normal person: its ultraman max appreciation month
bozo was found missing in july 19
Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq
Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here
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23th July is the day rixmelios was born
Someone: it's 23th July today!
Someone: Yea ik, it's rixmelios birthday!!
the same thing as no nut november. only its for girls/anyone with a vag. they can't finger, touch their vag, take nudes, send nudes, watch porn, squirt, and nothing else.
Boy: FINALLY!
Girl: What?
Boy: It's no juice july!
Girl: Fuck.
National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.
- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!
National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.
-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~