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Biting off somebody's tongue
A spin-off of the Glasgow Kiss. Usage originated in 2021 when a woman in Edinburgh bit off a man's tongue during a street brawl before a seagull swooped down and ate it.
yer geggie gon get an edinburgh kiss unless ye haud yer wheesht
When a person finds another person with blue eyes, cuts their lip so it bleeds, kiss them and then ejaculates on them. The word is an insult by Ameircans to french kissing hence red, white, and blue.
"Hey did you hear what Jimmy and Kristen did at Brad's party on friday night?"
"No what happened?"
"They freedom kissed."
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Love kisses is a Toronto slang term that is becoming popular at ryerson university. The term invented by AV & PM, two soul-mates.
"Love Kisses" is the act of giving 5 awesome, loving kisses on each cheek plus one bonus kiss. Their are also eskimo kisses, forehead kisses, and soulmate french kisses that follow.
CAUTION: Only real soulmates can use the term love kisses.
PS: Baby mushes are only made by AV and PM
When PM had surgery AV gave him 5 love kisses on each side + 1 bonus one, and then gave lip kisses and a forehead kiss to seal it.
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The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.
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-When you tell someone to kiss your ass.
-When you slap your ass and say "Booty kisses"
Vanessa: *Drops food*
Dad: "Vanessa, pick that up"
Vanessa: *Slaps her ass* "BOOTY KISSES"
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Euphemism for licking or kissing the rectal opening. Historical reference includes kissing the king's hand as a tribute or gesture of thanks, in return for being granted special access or position.
"We won't be allowed to do this until we 'kiss the ring'"
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When someone has been kissed against their will, or approval
T.V. Announcer: "Kiss Rape is no joke. If you have been kissed against your approval, you have just been victimized of Kiss Rape, call 9-1-1 immediately. Remember, Kiss Rape IS Rape"
Man 1: "Dude, did you hear about Johnny, he kissed Jane, she's so ugly!"
Man 2: "Didn't you hear? Jane K.R-ed Johnny, he's been in his room since, poor guy"
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