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Matthew

Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself

Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.

by sweetermanbro January 24, 2020


Matthew

Some dude, lives like a champ, but isnt one

Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah

by The peepee parylyzer November 1, 2021


Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023


matthew

hes goode!

friend: dam this burger is good!
matthew: matthew goode

by Gatorboi November 23, 2021


Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex April 8, 2018


matthew

a good looking guy with blue eyes

for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan

by kissmybigfatass March 10, 2018


Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 7, 2019