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What I found in my hamburger tonight.
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A male prostitute.
Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.
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when a guy is sooo hairy around his dick, its a puff ball.
girl: "hey lets have sex"
guy: "okay"
* guy takes of pants*
girl: "haha you have an afro penis!"
guy: AFRO PENIS ATTACK!
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A fun word to scream in public.
Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"
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As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."
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Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong
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Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.
Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.
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