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The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.
Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.
When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.
After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”
A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right
I know you aren't religious but do you have a paper god
The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
A: And how are you going to stop me?
B: I have a paper sword
A: shit
Being broke.
Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!