1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
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Socks which are incomprehensibly win.
Sam your socks...they're SO WIN
Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?
Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!
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December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess
"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"
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A guy who has habits of looking at females asses and making dirty remarks about them constantly whilst being a part of the RFS they also likes to imagine what life would be like if they start a fire on national park land, a Wam Bam Succ Me Sam is 9 times out of 10 an arsonist and a really annoying prick of a human being.
Mate 1: "Heard there is a huge fire coming our way, reckon I know who might of done it"
Mate 2: "Doesn't take a genius to figure that out.. Wam Bam Succ Me Sam"
Basicly a guy who starts fires to call him self up to put them out considers him self complete hero and always talking about the blue mountains needing a massive fire again
Mate 1 did you see Sam last night?
Mate 2 yeah he started a fire, again!
Mate 1 oh wam bam succ me sam!
On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.