chicken muffin

Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."

A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.

I think that chicken muffin I had for dinner gave me the squirts.

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arabesque chicken

The arabesque chicken can be found in the wilds of Lincroft, New Jersey and has often been known to begin dancing when startled. Although quite large for a chicken it is quite graceful in its mannerisms. Prone to asking questions of strangers the arabesque chicken has been known to have fur on its face which some scientists speculate is a beard. Other scientist believe this is a parasitic fungal infection which has beard like qualities. Although the arabesque chicken is a rare creature it is well liked by others and is one of the nicer species of chicken. The arabesque chicken is a stealth predator it sneaks up behind its prey and hugs it until the creature is unable to resist any longer.

The arabesque chicken was spotted near the back door of my house the other day. I could tell it was startled because it began dancing around and asking what if, why, and what about this. Then it began its sneak attack on my friend who was caught in its grip unawares. My friend is still in the hospital he is lucky to have survived.

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chicken hunting

to go hunting for rednecks.

Chicken hunting is a great past time.

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Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber.

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

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Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

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choke the chicken

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

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chicken cuddler

It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.

Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."

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