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to have relations of sexual nature and have zero attachment, commitment, or investment of emotions.
this includes homey-lover friends and fuckbuddies.
Damn Cory's got em on the free and clear plan!!!!
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All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory
I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter
Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out
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A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.
Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?
Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!
Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.
Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?
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civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.
you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.
every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.
what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?
history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!
the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!
left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!
went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!
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Taking an urgent multi-turd bowel movement
I ate half a block of pepper jack cheese last night so I gotta find a toilet right away and free some slaves!
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fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
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to do nothing, to wait, to bide one's time, to chill.
<adapted from Murphy Lee's verse in Nelly, Air Force Ones>
Barry: Sorry I was late, kid. What were you doing?
Joe: Shootin' free throws.
"...Cause she just standin' there as if I'm shootin' free throws..."
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