kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

first cousin-nibling

First cousin's child.

My first cousin-nibling is a good person.

A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

Firsting

Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.

Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

first day of hell

The first day of hell is the first day of school

Ugh, it’s the first day of hell today

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?