Cock Lock

The opposite of a cock block
aka
when that one person hanging around you and her helps you get laid

Bro #1: dude i'm totally gonna cock lock you, we're gonna get you laid

Bro #2: nice brah

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Hungarian Cock

The third biggest cock in the world, only after black cock and native american. It ranges from 8-11 inches on average. Usually surprises the woman.

Kate: Oh Lord. Laszlo and I were going at it for the first time and i saw his hungarian cock, which was like 11 inches and i flipped out!

Jen: Holy shit! I gotta get me some hungarian cock!

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Dragon Cock

A very large, powerful penis. Can be used as a weapon against unsuspecting bad guys.

Dude hurry up! That guy has a dragon cock and he is coming to get us, we need to get out of here!

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cock cuts

same as The Davids.
muscly lines separating torso from the thighs of the man.

what hot cock cuts.
i love cock cuts.
i hate seeing cock cuts on a dude.

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Nice cock

Nice cock means a guy with a huge cock and is not gay

The guy has a nice cock

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ox cock

An enormous male penis

Dirk has got a real ox cock

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Cock Holster

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage

Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.

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