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Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.
*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?
The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan
*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava
Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
*fight continues*
Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes
Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches
Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive
Anakin is carried away
i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap
Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure
Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.
Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?
Person: *Slaps the child*
I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END
I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship
What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.
TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole
brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol