Fruit Cake

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.

1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.

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Ho Cake

A southern biscuit like breakfast food made of flour and milk that you either baked like a cake in a cake tin or cook like a pancake then top with butter.

Mama makes the greatest ho cake!

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rice cakes

Scary things that get people in the night and also they taste bland

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the rice cakes are getting me" you will start to know a coupke of days b4 you are attacked

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cake anal

where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.

like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.

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bone cake

A confection made of bones in celebration of a canine's birthday.

"My dog turned ten years-old today"
"That's amazing what type of festivity do you have planned?"
"My mom made him a bone cake. He'll love it!"
"Awesome. Everyone knows that bone cakes are every dogs favorite dessert!!!"

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puff cake

a little fat kid. a squish made for beatings. the victim of a bully. a bitch. a push over. matthew mecum.

damn I just robbed dat puff cake and da nigga ain't worth shit

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juice cake

One who has the juice. It could be used to refer to a man who has respect and credibility, or to a woman who is extremally fine "juicy".

Ron check out that chick that just walked in, she is such a juice cake!

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