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National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
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Every November 5th you get to kick anybody named Samy!
Samy: oh no! today is november 5th!! its national kick a samy day!
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National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!
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a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.
Sean: *says annoying shit*
Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"
Surrounding People: *laughing*
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Almost like survival mode, only like when you are totaly determined to kick someones ass.
I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode
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On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.
April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
“YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”
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Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.
Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?
Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?
Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.
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