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metal sucks and is gay

The fucktard going by the name "metal sucks and is gay" is a rap-obsessed halfwit who believes that all metal is emo, despite the blatant fact that emo is punk. He has many other logical failings, and believes that anything he hates is automatically "gay". The unnecessary use of the word "gay" only proves that he is in fact a repressed homosexual.

"metal sucks and is gay" is a disgrace to all homosexuals who hate metal. LGBT metal haters, rise up and fight this wannabe!

by LGBT metal haters must rise! December 1, 2009

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black metal whore

Its a girl, who wears black metal shirts at shows, cuts up the shirt to make it look like a "girlie top", and doesn't even know who the band is. NEVER shows her support at shows cause she NEVER buys merchandise at the booths. Spends most of her time walking around the club getting drunk and trying to get guys to buy her more drinks,instead of watching the bands play.When she's around other females, she begins to hate, so she gets louder to draw as much attention to herself. She then pulls out her camera and begins taking numerous pictures of bands shes never heard of. She does this,just to load pictures of herself on her myspace,so she can seem as though she is part of the scene. She bangs her head and screams to a band who she doen't know who is playing.This is more of a club life,dress to impress, weekend warrior. NOT a women of metal.

black metal whore: "I love this band, I saw them years ago".
Goat: "Really, this is actually their first appearance, they don't play live".
black metal whore: "oh, umm, Im getting them confused with this other band I saw", "Are you in a band?"

Goat: What a dingbat (He thinks, and walks away)

by frozenthrone001 November 11, 2010

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black metal whore

some slutty girl who gets into black metal or the black metal "scene" just because she likes the dudes in the band.

bmslore666: lol i like your band. your long hair is sexy
grimfuck: you seem like yet another black metal whore

by silencer999 September 2, 2005

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full metal alchemist

An anime based loosely on the Manga of the same name that contains 51 episodes. The story revolves around the Elric brothers who after comiting the ultimate taboo of human transmutation, set off on a journey to take back what was lost.

The anime and Manga diverge after the first arc and popular opinon states that the manga is easier to understand. The anime was developed by Bones, the same studio to work on cowboy bebop and wolf's rain.

There is also a video game out on the playstation two which has recieved mixed reviews. Popular with those who already fans of the anime or manga, gamers find the gameplay too simple for such a complex idea as alchemy.

The opening theme song, ready, steady, go is by the popluar j-rock band l'arc en ciel that came to the US for a live concert at Otakon, paired with the early showing of the first two episodes of the anime.

(aside)
For those of you using this to slander FMA or Inuyasha I really wonder what kind of lives you have. This is supposed to be semi informative. Also which is better is a matter of opinion. Both are very popular series. Rather than attack another series it is better to watch a variety of anime and read a variety of manga so that you can be exposed to different types since Inu yasha does end, as does FMA and you'll eventually want to find another series to obsess over. I happy anime is growing in popularity since it ean that more animes are being brought over, such as inu yasha and FMA. Why not instead of attacking eachother with poor grammer and worse spelling go out and get a copy of last exile, serial experiments lain, x/1999, hellsing, read or die, or a studio ghibli movie?

"Full Metal Alchemist vs. Inu Yasha is a stupid argument."

by Indigo March 21, 2005

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metal head shots

A shot which contains the same amount of alcohol as that of 3 normal shots. Usually only metal heads can handle this large a dosage of drink.

Gibb: "Man I'm totally wasted!"
Quinn: "Yea you would be, you've had 5 metal head shots!!"
Mike: "Let's dance!!!! 'The dreEEEAAAAMMM IS TRUUUUUEE!!!' "

by Geebsan February 15, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


black metal whore

A chick who claims to be a fan of black metal as a means of getting attention from men in the black metal scene. The black metal whore is obsessed with her tits, and takes numerous pictures exposing her cleavage and posts them on her facebook/myspace. She is usually fat, ugly, and a poser who is willing to suck a long haired man's dick for the sake of being considered "metal." She doesn't get along with other girls for the most part. This is partly because shes a fat whore, and also because she can't stand feeling as though her attention is at risk. Favorite bands usually consist of Burzum, Darkthrone, and Mayhem. The occasional black metal whore will like Cradle of Filth if she hasn't discovered that they are shit. But of course, how could she know? It's not like she listens to black metal anyway!

Black Metal Whore: OMG Varg Vikernes is so cute! His story converted me to Satanism.
Black Metal Dude: You do realize that Varg wasn't a Satanist, right?

by nisakuv June 13, 2011

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Sweet Blowjobby Metal

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter

1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.

by OfdensenForever November 11, 2009

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