the high-five downstairs

phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.

I walked in on my friend giving his professor "the high-five downstairs".

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Five you a Caller

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.

Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.

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Hi Five Ghost

That dude that is infamous for only hanging out so they can smoke up all your weed then leave afterwards. They'll holla (high five) but after smoking your pot they'll disappear like a ghost. Known as a user. Rarely ever pays for his own shit and is hated amongst the masses. In most cases a stoner.

Thomas only ever comes round for my weed, he's such a Hi five ghost.

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Five napkin burger

A burger so succulent and juicy that you need 5 napkins whilst you eat it

That was a five napkin burger

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Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

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five-foot balla

A Five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. Five-foot ballas are a pain in the ass, in contrast to four-foot ballas, who are awesome.

That dance was bullshit, man. There were LGs and five-foot ballas all over the place.

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Unintentional High-fives

An exciting and interesting game you can play at your work place or during school. Basically, you give High-Fives to people when they don't expect it. Every time you do, you get a point. This is a fun game to play with people who like to talk with their hands.

Joe: "OMG I'm so excited for the party on Saturday!" *Dramatic hand gesture*
Allen: *High-fives* "Bam bitch! One point!"
Joe: "Aw man, How are you so good at this game?"
Allen: "I play unintentional High-fives so much, I don't talk with my hands anymore, I talk with my fists!"

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