old people ads

An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.

Such old people ads include:

*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*

*Play Pack-Man*

*Play MarioKort*

*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)

Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad

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seeing other people

1: Cheating on.

Girl: Well you know... I've been seeing other people-

Boy: fuck off you slut

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White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.

White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.

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sand people sounds

The sound that Fat girl you knew in College made during sex.

Man remember that girl in College? The one in the room beside us who always made those Sand People Sounds?

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Old people's party

A party held by old people.That is people over college age. There are no drugs,sex and most often not any dancing ect.Most of those parties are really lame all they do is sit around and eat and lot's of times there's not even any music. They should be called dinners and not parties.

I went to an old people's party last night and I had a real sucking time.

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black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

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white people's disease

The inability to maintain or play to a rhythm.
To have an Awful Sense of rhythm.

Origins: This term is based on two stereotypes at once, African americans have a good sense of rhythm and Caucasian people do not.

Usage: It is most commonly used when referring to an African american with said inability, but may be used when referring to a Caucasian. But as prevailing stereotypes indicate more often than not this would be redundant, unless referring to a well known Caucasian musician or any musician, who's music has taken a recent decline.

Antonym for Rhythmatic

*After band class with an African american substitute teacher*
"Wow that was awful"
"Yeah that sub has white people's disease something bad."
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"Did you hear Kayne's Latest album?"
"No. Why?"
"He must've caught white people's disease, his music is awful"

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