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This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.
You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.
Dude that guys the epitome of a Canadian Logan.
When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl
P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.
Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!