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When a woman faces a fan that is on "hi" speed while a dude pisses through the back of said fan
After banging away in bed for hours, Jenny was hot and begging for a tulsa golden hurricane.
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A fake unlock supposedly given to Team Fortress 2 players who have unlocked all achievements. It is ridiculously overpowered and has the power to shut down entire servers.
The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN shoots bullets the size of bowling balls at twice the speed of light. This grants it the ability to kill your opponent before you actually shoot it. It also grants the user automatic aim-bot.
It was designed by Saxton Hale, built by Chuck Norris and was supplied by materials from Mr.T's hair. The exact composition of the gun consists of Nonexistium wrapped in a thick coating of gold.
Sadly, the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN can only be used during the set-up phase, where it can shoot through walls, and the humiliation phase, which comes right after since, if one team possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, they immediately win the round.
If both teams possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, the server shuts down and all players present at the time will have their computers explode.
The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN must always be typed in all caps or, if available, in a font of gold color.
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When a woman both urinates and defecates on a man's penis then proceeds to give him a blow job. Best if done in cold weather.
Guy #1: "Dude, I just gave that biatch a Golden Fudge Bar!"
Guy #2: "Very nice."
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Two male asians dunk a white woman in a large tub of milk, they proceed to cover her in cookie crumbles, jizz on her chest and back, and position one man on the ground, then the cream and cookie covered woman on him, and then the other asian man jumps on top, effectively performing the golden oreo.
the OG OREO can be done if both men are black instead of asian...
Other alternatives include the double stuffed oreo, involving two white chicks and two black guys,
Rachel demanded that Chin and Wu give her the golden oreo tonight, their response: Damn you nasty girl, of course we'll give you the golden oreo :)
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to defecate and urinate into a partners mouth. upon finishing the recipient begins to gargle the contents in their mouth.
i'll give you the golden brownie shake but i refuse to kiss a shit and piss filled mouth.
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A glorious variant on the famed Eiffel Tower, it is a sexual act in which two girls are down on all fours, or doggy style if you prefer, and each has an end of a double-sided dildo inserted in each of their vaginas. Simultaneously, each of the girls is performing felatio on a man. The two touch hands over the girls' backs to complete the bridge.
Julia and Malen had sore vaginas and marshmallow mouth the day after forming the Golden Gate Bridge with the two homeless gentlemen they entertained last night.
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The best fucking expansion team in the history of North American sports.
Man, the Vegas Golden Knights sure kicked the living shit out of the Winnipeg Jets last night!
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