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Is the straight motha fuckin man…
Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas
Most likely won’t be able to say his R’s.
Damn, Thomas cant says his R’s
The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.
I am Thomas
"Nice" - Beta male Brian
Thomas is an introvert and a gentleman who is really nice, sweet, kind, caring, loving, excellent listener, funny, loyal, mature, a man of god, a man in christ, hardcore gamer, likes sports, likes food, respectful and speaks his mind once you get to know him. you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you and he will treat you right he's an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect, loyalty and treat him like he's your world because he will treat like your his world . he's a manly man who comfortable in his own skin. If you get a chance to date a Thomas you should he will be the greatest boyfriend you've ever had. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want to be in his arms forever and if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. He is everything most girls would ever want. you will just fall head over heels for him. he is a good guy and will remain a good guy. he is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas you will be lucky because he is one in a million! He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is handsome even tho he will never brag about it. He has a personality that would impress any lady even tho he is an introvert. He the sweetest man a girl could meet. one day the right lady come along and she will be the one he decides to open up to. He will treat you with respect and honor.
Thomas will always open the door for his lady, respects his lady because he's a gentleman and a real man. Thomas is a person who will always be there for you.
a man who is very nice and doesn’t like being called thomas the train, if you do he will kill you. He is very loving and sweet and hot. He pulls all the girls any day and all the girls love him. He is athletic and smart and lost his virginity very young.
“Omg that person is so hot, they must be named thomas.”
“OMG YESSS we better not call him thomas the train”
“Girl tots agreeed we will die”
Thomas is my cousin HE IS RETARDED whenever I kill him in gta he tells his mom and I have another friend named Thomas aswell and he acts the same way as he does btw yeah cool
Me: thomas follow me and JAYSON
Thomas: no
Me and Jason after him not getting into our car while doing the diamond casino heist on gta 5 online: THOMAS THATS IT WE ARE RESTARTING THIS HEIST AND GIVING YOU 15% AND NOTHING ELSE
Thomas: NOOOOOO YOUR A BULLY I HATE YOU IM TELLING MY MOM
Btw he has a minecraft girlfriend