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flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

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police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

by WarrenG June 16, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ride the White Horse

Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.

"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"

by HASiJ2 September 29, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Horse Pony

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.

C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!

by Sully McCockleshank December 23, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

by Titty twister69 November 3, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020