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shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 10, 2020


SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019


Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2019


Shit Womped

The act of filling a small bag with feces (human or animal) and proceeding to throw it into a crowd of people or a single individual

I shit womped those fags at the protest yesterday.

by Negroidian420 December 28, 2018


Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023


The Hut Shit

It’s when someone takes a shit behind someone’s hut and thinks he’s such hot shit that he blames it on someone else, then volunteers to clean it up to make them look like hot shit again

Brent was definitely the one who did The Hut Shit cause he tried to blame Tim then act like hot shit by cleaning it up.

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 4, 2024


Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.

My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.

by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022