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The white girl version of twerking
Her booty wasn't big enough to twerk so she started booty thumping
When you're masturbating using gummy bears, and cum on them then eat them
I got a bag of gummy bears to use for later making cummy bears when I get off then eat them
When 2 girls are so close as friends they finish each other's sentences and make their other friends jelly of each other's because they just aren't as close. One besties daughter thinks they are gay together the other besties boyfriend thinks they scissor all the time. They are sisters from a different mister and extremely close but not gay together! They love each other more than words can say and love unicorns, rainbows, being perverted and just being able to be ourselves not fake and always honest with each other! A true friendship
Have you seen Danielle and Heather today, those besties are true friends and they know how to make each other laugh and happy!
When 2 men have payed a junkie to have a 3 some with her so she can get her fix. They stuff all her holes with themselves being rough and nasty, so then it makes her feel lower than knock off thanksgiving stuffing.
Dude I got my tax return back let's to junkie Stuffing with the girls down on Elm St.
When a hooker that leaves her pimp and main trap house venturing out on her own to start her own brothel so she can make more money to start an orphanage for all the hookers babies.
Candy had such courage leaving on her own to become a whorphan and better her life for her and other hookers.
When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa
OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF