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When someone frequently uses the bathroom in a short amount of time because they have diarrhea
Yo Tammy are you going to the bathroom again?
Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though
Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits
When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.
Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET
Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.
Guy: You don't have enough money sorry
Me: Shit pocket.
A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.
I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.
The handle which is in off-road vehicle when someone says "o shit" you grab on like you grab on to a baby falling off a building.
(Off roaring)
Driver:O SHIT
Passenger:(grabs on to o shit handle tighter the when he is grabbing his dick)
The state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject's child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.
Seriously, that bitch is shit-chucking crazy. She broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making shit up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out I had moved on.