When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.
Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.
When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.
“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”
When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.
I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left
The best of the best. Nothing greater than it. Not to be confused with shit, which is the most often the complete opposite of THE shit.
"THE SHIT" can be used as an adjective! This word is used when something is AMAZING, A VIBE, OR REALLY GOOD.
"Okay, you can hate the movie Twilight...but you can lie, the soundtrack is THE SHIT. nO cAp!