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When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.
Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.
Person 3: Damn
When two gay guys have sex and forget to dousche. Or slang for homosexual men
When Manuel and Tony were roomates i caught those two shit dickin several times
When you're being clumsy or just fall down multiple times.
*rollerskating*
Girl: hey I got the hang of this
Boy: haha same here! * falls down*
Girl: haha you fell!
Boy: so what * falls down again* UGH! Stupid skates suck!
Girl: nah fam you just love eatin shit! Haha
Boy: haha sooo funny * falls again*
Girl: haha dumbass
Boy: stfu
When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”