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When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”
An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”
When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.
"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.
The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.
The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.
The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.