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a comment a smart-ass person would make to make themselves feel better.
Dude 1: Wow, is that blue?
Dude 2: No shit
Dude 1: *...*
Dude 2: *feels kool😎"
When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity
Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????
Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
Super shit is when you shit and its super
I JUST HAD THE BEST SUPER SHIT OF MY LIFE
A willingly propagandized virtue signaler who takes NPR as gospel
Did you listen to All Things Considered?
You’re such a shit lib
Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.
Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.
When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself
I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home
As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.
Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes