Not gonna argue wif u

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.

Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.

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So Long U Tool

Abbreviation for SLUT
Another way of saying slut

Girl: "c u next tuesday suckkerr"
Boy: "So Long U Tool :)"

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Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

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U wona fite m8

The most common reply when no comebacks come to mind.

Person 1: You cock minded poopy little fart shafting wangy wonker!
Person 2: U wona fite m8

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u cant see me

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations

Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"

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C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.

Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...

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omfg u cba

Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed

A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat

Cozmo: Coming joggin, mate?
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

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