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This is a meme created by the Chills narrator from Top15s in 2019, sequel to burger king foot lettuce.
This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.
- dude you know Number 10: The Doorbell Licker???
- that guy in Chills' video? gross.
Going from sober to blackout city in under 2 hours. Generally refers to drinking copious amounts of hard liquor with or without energy drink, late in the evening when all you want to do is get to BOC the quickest way possible.
He downed 14 vodka red bulls, barely caught the 10:19 express to BOC, and was horrified the next morning to discover that the locomotive made an unscheduled stop at poundtown to deliver a BOC creampie surprise to his cousin. All he could manage to mutter: "Sorry for partying".
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if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)
.4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”
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A broad way for men and women (mostly men) to rate the sexual attractiveness of the opposite (or same) gender, starting with the movie "10"
Did you see how hot she was? She was a 10 for sure
She was okay, more like an 8 to me
1-10 attractiveness scale
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Anyone for tennis can be used as Text Message
A country club member "text ne 1 4 10s" to some of his buddies
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Your perfect something. you really like it/him/her
Is he your perfect 8 by 10?
yeh, i think i really like him!
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Your team wins enough games to string you along through Week 10 or so with hope of the playoffs, only to swiftly extinguish said hope with inept decision making down the stretch. They finish 6-10 (5-11 or 7-9 are also acceptable symptoms) and get the 6th to 10th pick in the Draft. You know, just low enough where he's not a franchise changer and they could still screw it up, but high enough where the cap implications set you back for a few more years. You, the victim, go into the draft wrongly believing they are "a piece or two away". The cycle repeats.
The 6-10 syndrome was clearly at epidemic levels in Buffalo as, year after year, season ticket sales increased to record levels despite a sub-par on the field product.
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