a) n. Any secretion from the ass.
b) n. The ooze that comes out of a dead womans ass when you go munging.
When we went double mung-jumping I got stuck with the ass mung while my buddy got to do the bouncing.
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N. Broken down, ragged, beat up, corny or ghetto (as referring to an object or article of clothing, most times a vehicle or sneakers)
"I have no idea why you would even bother putting a system in that busted-ass Tempo of yours. The shit is going to fall apart if you even try bumping a cd with some actual beats."
"Yo, what's with your busted-ass shoes? Them things are talkin to me! I'd recommend buying a new pair of sneaks REAL soon. Those things are about to give out any minute."
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an ass that's round, soft, smooth, and large enough to have something to hold on to in bed, but not so large it has cellulite. Of course this only goes for girls.
dude 1: Can J-Lo's ass be anymore lovely?
Dude 2: no.
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The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.
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The two little dimples on a girls lower back immediately above her ass.
Only appears on the fines babes.
"I did her reverse-cowgirl style so I could stare at her ass dimples."
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a huge mass of fat covering someones genitals. it usually looks like there is another ass in front of someone.
native has the biggest front ass ive ever seen..maybe he should run around the teepee instead of sitting inside all day talking to his online girlfriends.
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