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A catholic secondary school based in milton keynes. it’s better than all the other schools but everyone thinks catholic is boring but it’s so fun. skets lurk in the blocks of st. paul’s. in year 10 and 11 girls get pregnant and there are year 9 boys who date year 7s and year 8s and ask them for head.
“Yo bro don’t move to St. Paul’s school
St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.
St. Thomas aquinas
Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya
Ugly bitch: omg ME TO
Jock: I don’t care
Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”
School in Kansas for rich nerds and wealthy addicts that love the sophomore and junior bathrooms. notorious for horrible english teachers and very strict catholic teachers. Has way to many awards for sports.
kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"
When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
To follow through and excrete a small amount of bodily fluid post flatulence
Karen "Murray, you look like you shat yourself, what happened?"
Murray "Had a big night last night, went out this morning to fill up the car with gas so I'm standing there pumping the gas on the forecourt and I went to squeeze out a fart but ended up going the full Milton St Challenge"
Hell.
Man, that was like 6th Grade at St. B's, you know what I mean?
When a guy and girl are engaged in the 69 position with the girl on top. You count to 6 and Urinate on each other’s face at the same time trying to catch it in your mouth and holding it for 9 seconds.
Gerald choked on urine while he and his wife were engaged in a St Charles 69 which caused his wife to also choke on Gerald’s urine inadvertently causing her bite his penis.