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when you lose a shark in animal crossing and want to smash the game into bits
''i got the WORST animal crossing rage yesterday!''
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The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
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When a girl is kinda ugly but you would still hook up with her. She is easy prey like a wounded animal.
That girl is fat so she is easy to hook up with. She is a wounded animal easy prey.
She has low self esteem easy prey like a wounded animal.
She is not that hot so she won't take a whole lot to get her to hook up. Easy prey like a wounded animal.
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It’s peoples stories, just animated.
‘Hm time to watch my story animated’
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A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)
*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*
Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.
You : I’m poor
Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone
You : ok
*fucking couple months later*
Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.
You : ok
Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now
You : ok
A Coloring Book which is fun for the whole family.
a Book which has a lot of Images of Anime Milfs which you can Color, there is no Nudity in the entire Book, but if you are horny enough, it should do in case the Internet goes out.
I bought the Anime Milfs Coloring Book today, its supposed to arrive tomorrow.
Cool, i also have one, its fun for the whole Family.
a crazy ass tumblr group that loves shipping animals, all furries
"Wow, did you see this new Animal Crossing Ask Blog? They're such furries."
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