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Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up
Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird
BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE
The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.
Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.
A slang term for making out with small blonde women.
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Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter
Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs