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The act of giving a blowjob to a huge dick
Man she sure likes to "blow a big pole" if you know what I mean
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A Pepper Blow Job is a specific kind of blow job where the individual giving the blow job has recently eaten spicy food. If the giver has eaten a mildly spicy meal such as a Korma, it's possible for the blow job to be stimulating for the receiver without being painful. However, receiving a Pepper Blow Job immediately after the giver has consumed a very spicy meal such as a vindaloo can be extremely painful for the receiver.
"Man, I got the best Pepper Blow Job last night."
Alternatively;
"Some girl gave me a Pepper Blow Job without telling me she'd eaten spicy food. My dick is still on fire."
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Spend all my dough. Fun to use because it makes sense with this definition, but of course sounds as if you're referring to the other sense of the phrase.
(to the cashier at the Gap) Wow! I came here for the sale and didn't expect to blow my wad!
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An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.
The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
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Something that, after viewing V for Vendetta, one may be inclined to talk about doing. Usually said person has no real political agenda, they just thought the movie scene was badass and would enjoy partaking in an equally cinematic experience. Though one may talk about blowing up Parliment, or even amass a group of people to do so, it is unlikely they will ever carry out their plans for fear of life in jail.
Tim saw V for Vendetta, and for a few days, he seemed preoccupied with the idea of blowing up Parliment. Upon eventually realizing that this action would not be as badass as in the movie and that it would ruin his life, Tim stopped recruiting people to fly to London and purchase C4 from the black market.
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A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.
To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
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Pull apart the labia and blow into the vagina, then pinch it closed. Stand off to the side and release the lips. If it sputters, throw her back. If it whistles, she is a keeper.
Hey Randy, you ever blow up a pussy? Yes Bob. Why do you think I married your daughter!
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