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Sleeping with two people in a twin bed, feet to head. Kind of like shoes in a box.
-"Did you hit that last night?"
-"Nah, we shoe boxed it. She had a box of ziti"
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When a man/woman sucks a penis like a rapper holding a microphone. This can also be done with humming noises and with a variey of rhythms to enhance the beat box effect.
I got the best head last night, Susanna was beat boxing my shit like Vanilla Ice.
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a derogatory term for a 'pimped up ride' or 'chav mobile.' shitty old cars with massive exhausts cars which will make loud fart like sounds. Therefore it is siple logic that if the exauhst souns like fart then the car is an ass/big pile of shit
evry1 climb into ur fart boxes and close ur ears we are off for a cruise
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After the man cums inside of a woman...he or somone else procedes to perform oral on the woman.
To get even with her boyfriend, the girl went to the bar had sex with a stranger when she got home rather than having sex again she told him to go down on her and served him a box lunch.
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What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.
I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.
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A novelty toy item released just days after Barack Obama being sworn in as 44th President of the United States. Simply turn a handle on the side of the box, hear the tune "Hail to The Chief", and "POP", there's Barack, a caricature of the new president grinning ear to ear!
Kid 1:
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!
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