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Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp May 20, 2018


Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021


Captain Gav

When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it

Oh my! He pulled a Captain Gav outta nowhere!

by DraxlerPSG October 2, 2020


Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp May 20, 2018


Captain Billie

1. A BRAVO ZULU Sailor Woman
2. SportShoe's Seagoin'MAMA

Navy ain't the same without Captain Billie

by Shipmate April 13, 2005


Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!

BRO LOOK AT THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

by GyatReporter October 24, 2023

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Captain Rubex

A type of ecstasy made popular in LA in 2008. The pill was circular and red with a white stamp of a skull and crossbones. Captain Rubex ecstasy slowly became less prevalent as more powerful forms of ecstasy and synthetic opioids began to hit the streets.

I'm going to drop some captain rubex this weekend, HARRRRR.

by Crime&Fizzle October 9, 2018