a young man stands in his room

The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.

"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"

every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

Knows his way around Istanbul

The ability to bring a woman to orgasm using three fingers and a smoldering gaze.

No need to worry about Jim's chances of scoring tonight, that's a dude who knows his way around Istanbul.

mr twittie twister and his sisters

When sisters get a little bit too twitty with it.

brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay

brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

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lives under his pussy mask!

Adjective: Applicable to guys only.

fucking pussy who gets pussified when shit happens!

Fuck dylan! When shit happens, he gets so pussified & start blaming everyone. He practically lives under his pussy mask!

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How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating

Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

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