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Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked

Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 6, 2019


Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023


Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg

An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.

Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!

by jiggyjizz February 23, 2017


Fizz and Jizz

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz

Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks

by UwU fuky wuky March 8, 2020


fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020


Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022


jizz jug

When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)

John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.

Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.

by jizzjuggernumber1 June 30, 2024