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A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.
Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.
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If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unconscious and thereby causing a contraction of her vagina which adds to your pleasure. The key to yell "Hiya!" right at the point you administer the karate chop.
Dude, I gave your sister the Nantucket Ninja last night and not only did I have the best orgasm of my life, but she doesn't remember a thing!
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Runescape God and icon worshiped by all who know him and loves to kill noobs with his friend Runeknight 95.
Fear Ninja is the king!
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the coolesnt ninja with the coolest name.
"Oh my gosh did you see the dark ninja?! he's so cool!!"
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a person of very small stature; small enough, in fact, to allow permanent residence in the pocket of an individual. Sometimes referred to as a mini-hoe or a nano-pet. Also has a deep love for robot chicken.
i am so glad my roommate is a pocket ninja!
that is one sexy pocket ninja!
we need pocket ninja here immediately to join us in the viewing of this robot chicken DVD!
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Ninja Boots, taken literally, are these happ'ning fashion items that have a defined toe in 'em, much like the mythical ninjas of feudal Japan.
"I'm thinking of buying me some ninja boots to impress the babes"
"I was under the impression that you were a homosexual"
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