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When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.
I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.
Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.
Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired
Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep
A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
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When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.
Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack
The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.
Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”
Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”